May 2012
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Batman: Your parents just died
Batman: And this is crazy
Batman: But here's some hot pants
Batman: So suit up, maybe
Dick: what
Batman: I cope with grief by
Batman: adopting babies
Batman: So now you're Robin
Batman: My sidekick, maybe
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April 2012
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Because Tara and I can never have a serious...
Tara: Also Sonic.
Me: omg. omg. SONIC.
Tara: I WANT TOTS.
Me: IS SO GOOD. THEY HAVE CHEESE TOTS. THEY WERE SO GOOD.
Me: las;kfslgkfldfbf I want Sonic now. ;____;
Tara: Take me to sonic THIS INSTANT.
Tara: YOU HAS VEHICLE OF MOVEMENT.
Me: /dying/ FINE. GO GET CHANGED.
Tara: LET US GO INDULGE IN GREASY CHEESE COVERED DELICIOUSNESS
Me: OKAY. WE'LL ROB A BANK TO GET GAS MONEY. THEN GO TO SONIC.
Me: NOM NOM.
Tara: MOST EXCELLENT. I'M ALREADY DRESSED, I'LL BE AT THE DOOR.
Me: AWESOME.
Tara: JUST DRIVE BY, I'LL JUMP IN.
Me: OH, YOU'VE BEEN PRACTICING YOUR DRIVE BY JUMP-INS?
Tara: I HAVE INDEED. ALL I NEED IS AN OPEN WINDOW.
Me: EXCELLENT. I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER TO ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW.
Tara: PLEASE DO. OTHERWISE PAIN.
Me: I WILL PUT A STICKY NOTE ON THE MIRROR TO REMIND ME
Me: STICKY NOTE: OPEN WINDOW, OTHERWISE PAIN FOR TARA
Tara: YES. MIGHTY PAIN. IN MY BODY.
Me: IN YOUR LEGS. PROBABLY MOST PAINFUL.
Tara: OR PUT STICKY NOTE ON THE WINDOW SO YOU KNOW IF YOU STILL SEE IT, YOU KNOW YOU ARE FAILING.
Tara: OR HEAD
Tara: DEPENDING ON DIVE STYLE.
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ladyfrog:
Big Wolf On Campus Theme
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"Hufflepuff!"
The sorting hat yelled out and Tara grinned, jumping off the stool with enthusiasm (almost as much as the entire Hufflepuff table seemed to be showing) and handed the hat to Professor McGonagall before beginning the walk to her new house table.
I thought I’d be in Slytherin, but hey, Hufflepuff works! No pressure!
She’d never been too worried about the house she ended up in, having built herself...
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